Lights up. The team wanders into a ball park, empty except for a muscular man standing at home plate. He tosses baseballs into the air above him and then swings, sending them flying into the outfield.
JOE HARDY
Gah! You... you weren’t sent here by Mr. Applegate, were ya?
You
Nope. Haven’t seen him since... what was it? January, 2007?
JOE HARDY
Uh... okay. In that case, why don’t you pitch a few for me? I could use the practice…
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After picking up the scent of his rival team and tracking them down, Joe Hardy, the genius he is, throws the book at them.
*Note: Joe’s rivals can be current or retired.
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